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2005-03-04 16:45:00.193708+00 by Dan Lyke 2 comments

Ya know how sometimes those neurons just misfire...

It is my pleasure to acquaint you with this proposal for the purpose of investment in your company. I am Miss Sarrah Fredrick the only daughter of late George Fredrick from Sierra Leone.Please allow me to introduce myself,
My late father was a Gold and Diamond merchant based in Freetown Sierra-Leone. As a result of the political instability of Sierra-Leone, my late father came to Cotonou Benin republic with the sum of USD12,500,000.000(US$12.5m) which he deposited in a Financial and Security Institution here in Cotonou Benin Republic West Africa I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for long, long years I've stolen many a man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ had His moments of doubt and painI made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
for security reasons I am here seeking for an avenue to transfer this money to a reliable and trustworthy individual for investment programmes. Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, but what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game?
I am here as a refugee because of the political crisis in my Country Sierra Leone... I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was time for a change...

And then the correlation falls off, but only a little.

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#Comment Re: made: 2005-03-04 22:29:33.718648+00 by: meuon [edit history]

Crying.. That was beautiful man... [raising lighter into the air, flicking a flame on..] FREEBIRD!!

#Comment Re: made: 2005-03-07 13:13:39.874402+00 by: petronius

Considering the semi-Victorian diction of most Nigerian emails, maybe we should explore Sympathy for the Devil rearranged to a Gilbert & Sullivan score. Would it sound so evil in another format?