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Kiss & Tell

2005-06-22 20:20:01.784574+00 by Dan Lyke 3 comments

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#Comment Re: made: 2005-06-22 23:00:26.800928+00 by: ziffle

I don't know - but I remember the Senator they all work for, from college! He was a jerk. I could never understadn how he got elected. It must run in the office...

#Comment Re: made: 2005-06-23 12:26:03.178668+00 by: petronius

It was unclear just what was so terrible about the revelations; was he hung like a second-grader, or had the stamina of a chihuahua? Of course, maybe the blogger could have just phrased her story in terms of her own experiences:" I had a very pleasant 38 seconds of lovemaking from "Hairtrigger the Attorney" last night..."

#Comment Re: made: 2005-06-23 14:58:16.976018+00 by: Dan Lyke

Here's the complaint (Google HTML version). Beyond the usual "Washington D.C. culture has all of the maturity of Junior High" observation, I'd think the main thing was that... uh... at least on one side this wasn't what you'd call a "committed relationship":

Go to keg party at coworker's house. (RS will not be there. Maybe fuck somebody else?)


By popular demand, I have finally created a key to keeping my sex life straight.

In alpha order:

AJ=The intern in my office whom I want to fuck.

F=Married man who pays me for sex. Chief of Staff at one of the gov agencies, appointed by Bush.

J=Lost my virginity to him and fell in love. Dude who has been driving me crazy since 1999. Lives in Springfield, IL. Flies halfway across the country to fuck me, then I don't hear from him for weeks.

MD=Dude from the Senate office I interned in Jan. thru Feb. Hired me as an intern. Broke up my relationship w/ MK (see below).

MK=Serious, long-term boyfriend whom I lived with since 2001. Disastrous break up in March, but still seeing each other.

R=AKA "Threesome Dude." Somebody I would rather forget about.

RS=My new office bf with whom I am embroiled in an office sex scandal. The current favorite.

W=A sugar daddy who wants nothing but anal. Keep trying to end it with him, but the money is too good.

Shit. I'm fucking six guys. Ewww.

There's the barest whiff of kink, I don't care enough to read the thing thoroughly, but there are mentions of handcuffs and spanking. Really it sounds like two shallow uninteresting people who deserve each other's mediocrity, and maybe that portrayal is what he's complaining about.