2005-07-28 17:48:57.171973+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
The 2005 Results of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest are in:
After months of pent-up emotions like a caffeine-addict trying to kick the habit, Cathy finally let the tears come, at first dripping sporadically like an old clogged percolator, then increasing slowly like a 10-cup coffeemaker with an automatic drip, and eventually pouring out and noisily wailing like a cappuccino maker complete with slurping froth.
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