1999-02-01 09:00:00+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
Signs of the coming apocalypse: Whump points to Fists of God (Or Shaolin Messiah, When You Coming Back?), merging two great genres of the early '70s, the religious musical and the kung-fu movie:
...The angelic chorus erupts into a syntho-funk melody performed by The Dreaded Umlaut Schwa, entitled, "Ninja Jesus", as the Messiah proceeds to kick, punch, and slap the two befuddled Romans about the counter, to the cheers of the tavern patrons:
Not a son of a gun, nor a son of bitch,
He's the Son of God, and you know which
Don't get him mad, or you will pay
His Fists of God call Judgment Day!
And the Marin Independent Journal featured Neil "The Messiah" Brandt's web page, 'cutting edge, state of the art, automated audio-visual, color, half-hour, infotainment website show: "The Messiah's Millennium Message."' I didn't explore too far because of the intense use of large audio files...