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Via The Daily Illuminator comes this note for all you festive apocalypse type people: The AP reports that Israel's National Parks Authority has contracted "to build a submerged bridge into the Sea of Galilee that would allow tourists to simulate Jesus' miraculous walk on water." Luckily, should the savior show up you will be able to rely on simple pushing and shoving to separate the posers from the real thing: "It will not be railed in order to enhance the "walking on water" effect, and lifeguards and boats will be in attendance in case a walker slips off."