Dan's New Car
2002-03-05 22:51:28+01 by 
Dan Lyke 
 8 comments   
 
So Todd thinks I need something big enough to tow with, Larry thinks I need a truck, I'd like something that rides like a sedan: The Cadillac Escalade looks like the answer. Read the above when you won't feel self-conscious about breaking out in giggles.
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comments in ascending chronological order (reverse):
#Comment  made: 2002-03-05 23:05:47+01 by:
Larry Burton
   
Maybe this one isn't quite for me but I sure would love to rent one for a weekend. ;-)
#Comment  made: 2002-03-06 01:50:28+01 by:
TheSHAD0W
   
Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow.
:-)~
#Comment  made: 2002-03-06 14:25:28+01 by:
meuon
   
That was the best review of a vehicle I had read in a while. Hilarious. 
I'd love to be in the bar, when he discovers that the guy next to him actually bought one. On a practical note: the Subaru Forrester that Andrew has is gaining a lot of popularity with the 'practical vehicle' crowd. 
#Comment  made: 2002-03-06 15:34:37+01 by:
ziffle
   
but is it 'you' ?
#Comment  made: 2002-03-07 08:23:34+01 by:
rodolfo de hamsteaka
   
the subaru forrester is very dorky. 
saturn has a new SUV style vehicle that you might want to check out. it too 
is very dorky, but 6 cyl, 4wd and IMO drives much, much more like a car 
than the Lexus or BMW or Acura SUV vehicles. ...and costs 1/2 as much. If 
you want something that can tow like a truck and drive like a car you 
should definitely check out the saturn thing...
#Comment  made: 2002-03-07 17:21:00+01 by:
Shawn
   
I've been enjoying my new Outback Sport.  Don't know about the towing capability yet - maybe in a few years (need something to tow first ;-)  But the Forrester is the stupidest looking thing I've seen in awhile.  Like an SUV that's been chopped off at the knees.  It seems to be very popular with women [mothers] though.  I don't know if that's the "practical vehicle crowd" meuon is talking about or not.
But then I thought the Escalade looked kinda cool...
#Comment  made: 2002-03-07 20:23:05+01 by:
alecmarlow
   
Dan, i know ware u live if u get that car i will come and slash ur tires ^^
also i don't know if u have played gta3 but a radio commercial in the game, advertising the 'Monbotsu Monsterosity' sounds like somthing u would like
***get an atv(with aquadic drive/swim)***
babo
#Comment  made: 2002-03-08 21:59:47+01 by:
TC
   
Hmmm I think I am being baited here. Very cool car review in spite of which, the caddy is cool...uh "Hey watch this! it has a new gizmo thingy
Alec: you spend too much time typing instant messages. I fear the literature your generation will turn out (on cell phones).