Flutterby™! : Constitutionality of Fuck

Via Daze Reader: I agree with The Smoking Gun, even in the face of Lawrence v. Texas this may be the legal document of the year: Motion to Dismiss: The Constitiutionality of Fuck, "Fucker", and "Fucking Fag". Written by a public defender to get the case of a student who used those epithets against his principal and was charged with disorderly conduct dismissed.