Fuck a duck!
2003-10-14 18:59:00.015858+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
At some point in my life, someone used the phrase "fuck a duck", I made quacking noises, and shortly thereafter the discovery of a duck with a 16" penis turned it into a recurring gag. That might stop. Over on jwz's journal, there was a link to abstract Deinsea 8-2001 C.W. Moeliker, "The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae)":
On 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. An other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes. Then the author disturbed the scene and secured the dead duck. Dissection showed that the rape-victim indeed was of the male sex. It is concluded that the mallards were engaged in an `Attempted Rape Flight' that resulted in the first described case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard.
With pictures. I need to go buy some pumice soap so I can take a shower now.