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Kip Hawley is an idiot

2006-09-28 02:34:12.065639+02 by Dan Lyke 10 comments

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#Comment Re: made: 2006-09-28 03:56:19.607663+02 by: meuon

Just cause I had to go check: Kip Hawley is Director of the Transportation Security Administration, part of the Dept. of Homeland Security.

For some reason, I have a mental image of Mel Brooks in a German SS uniform.

#Comment Re: made: 2006-09-28 14:49:58.218036+02 by: Larry Burton

I don't know about Kip Hawley, but his minions sure seem to meet the criteria for "idiot".

#Comment Re: made: 2006-09-28 15:49:27.317508+02 by: Phil Knox

The link is giving me a database error and nothing else...

#Comment Re: made: 2006-09-28 15:54:30.570016+02 by: meuon

It's a DHS plot, the black helicoptors showed up and downed the server.

#Comment Re: made: 2006-09-28 17:14:08.560162+02 by: Larry Burton [edit history]

Actually those helicopters are dark grey.

#Comment Re: made: 2006-09-28 20:02:44.529342+02 by: Dan Lyke

Yep, the original has disappeared. Link changed to a Boing Boing article that excerpted some of the original.

#Comment Re: made: 2006-09-29 17:45:44.899893+02 by: Dan Lyke

Okay, here's the original thread, back.

#Comment Re: made: 2006-09-30 00:30:01.420071+02 by: topspin

[Arlo Guthrie voice]

Can you.... can you imagine 50 people a day, I said, ... 50 people a day walkin' in to the airport with "Kip Hawley is an idiot" on their little plastic bag. Well, friends, they'd think it was a movement.... and it is.... The Kip Hawley is an Idiot So Detain Me Movement.... and all ya gotta do to join is whip out your sharpie right now.....

#Comment Re: made: 2006-09-30 01:33:46.722191+02 by: meuon

True karmic timing: A group of suits I've done some consulting with in the recent past ask me today: Can you go to Wash DC with us to talk to DHS about evaluating some ORNL (Oak Ridge National Labs) spinoff technologies for their use... I played devils advocate for 30 minutes, told them I was an anarchist.. and they still want me to go.

I wonder if "Kip Hawley is an Idiot: is printed on my undershirt in a metallic ink... will they detect it when I walk in the door?

#Comment Re: made: 2006-09-30 02:34:25.181563+02 by: Diane Reese

topspin, I have 3 airline trips planned over the next month. I'm wondering if it'll come around on the guitar by then... and if I have the guts to sing it in four part harmony with feeling when it does.

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