I don't know where this came from, but I'm all for screwing with People
magazine's ever-wrong Top 50. It only takes a second!
If you've got five seconds to spare, go the following url:
http://www.pathfinder.com/people/50most/1998/vote/index.html
and vote for: Hank the Angry, Drunken Dwarf
There's now a check box at the very bottom of the list for him.