Best Practices
2011-02-16 01:39:48.589439+01 by
Dan Lyke
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Best Practices for Shopping High at Costco:
As you enter the bakery section, be wary. Between these doughy
walls lie the secrets of the universe. In fact, they're definitely baked into one of those
sheet cakes the size of Texas, so buy as many as possible because you're a fucking
scientist. Also: FROSTING! Next, throw 55 loaves of Semifreddi's ciabatta (smallest
quantity available) in your cart and let's roll!
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#Comment Re: made: 2011-02-16 08:33:26.45653+01 by:
brennen
I feel like I probably ought to write one of these for the local hardware store.
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