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2011-03-27 01:25:13.383512+01 by Dan Lyke 4 comments

“Straight Male Gamer” told to ‘get over it’ by BioWare.

comments in descending chronological order (reverse):

#Comment Re: made: 2011-03-28 03:41:30.782593+02 by: meuon

They all take their turns in the barrel (or as an Elven girl). And if you don't know that joke, you can imagine it. Which also means they aren't that "straight" either. And if the "Elven girl" isn't real and just code, I'm not sure if it's assisted masturbation or a new sexual preference category. Maybe it depends of whether you were wishing it was real or not.

#Comment Re: made: 2011-03-28 03:13:32.734837+02 by: TheSHAD0W

I see a logical problem here...

If you cater to the "straight male gamer" demographic to the expense of others, then you'll wind up with a game full of straight male gamers - and the sex simulations won't get used anyway.

#Comment Re: made: 2011-03-27 17:01:20.469771+02 by: meuon

"Straight Mail Gamer" should spend some time in the real world and get laid. There are horny elven eared girls out there with complementary needs.

#Comment Re: made: 2011-03-27 01:44:15.979573+01 by: ebwolf

What really struck me about "Straight Male Gamer's" tirade was that he was making it pretty clear that he wasn't getting any and that wasn't going to change any time soon. To paraphrase:

"I hang out online with a bunch of straight guys playing a game that involves simulated sex. But we are all straight, so we'd rather screw an elf online than actually interact in that way with the other humans. Because I'm a straight, male gamer. The half of the human population I would want to have sexual relations with, women, either aren't gamers or only play lame games like The Sims."