1999-11-01 18:18:35+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
I think I forwarded a wire service report of this, but here's the original. This year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest results are in.
"Just look, ya bloomin' idiot," Eleanor Rugglesby-Bobsyeruncle, the world-famous cockney art collector, screamed at her assistant, Ivan Ivanovich, illegitimate son of the Secret Czar, Ivanovichi, "ya packed me priceless Don Quixote paintin' in with a sack of bloody Spam, it was the darn cans tore me knight!"
---Allan D. Burrows, Mississauga, Ontario, CANADA