Flutterby™! : Goat Simulator 2014-02-04 18:58:29.231194+01

Goat Simulator

2014-02-04 18:58:29.231194+01 by Dan Lyke 3 comments

Cancel GDC. Shut down the industry. Video games are over. We cannot improve on this. http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/02/04/goat-simulator-game/

The link is to Rock Paper Shotgun: In A Nanny State: Goat Simulator Alpha.

It's a tech demo for some sort of physics engine. The second YouTube video is, I think, the funnier one. Goat Simulator 1st Alpha Gameplay (YouTube), Goat Simulator - 2nd Alpha Gameplay (how to ruin a party) (YouTube).

Yeah, we had goats when I was growing up. Goats are awesome, they're kind of the inquisitive sniff everything personality of dogs with the "fuck you, you're not my real owner" attitude of cats with the "I can chew that!" of... well... goats.

And if goats could, indeed, wield hatchets with their tongues, I think it'd end up pretty much exactly like this.

Having both had a goat when I lived in rural Georgia (great weedeater) and had friends with "pet" goats, this is just hilarious and kinda close to reality. Goats are amazingly adept at getting into trouble.

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