Cruzin'
2016-03-25 17:45:14.717466+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
Okay, I both think the rumors of the Ted Cruz adultery thing are way too early to be anything, and, as Eλf Sternberg @elfsternberg tweeted:
Meanwhile, #polyamory folk are over here, arms crossed, going, "The rest of y'all is fucked up over this #CruzSexScandal thing."
But.... the snark! The snark!
Listen, what Ted Cruz does with his ovipositor in the privacy of his murder cave is really none of the public's business
RT John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang:
Oh yeah well I heard Ted Cruz had a threeway with Irony & Karma. #CruzSexScandal
RT John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang:
I hear chlamydia is terrified of catching Ted Cruz. #CruzSexScandal
They're calling it the Cuban Mistress Crisis. I can't stop laughing.  #CruzSexScandal