Twitter wisdom OTD
2017-05-03 18:08:56.10712+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
If your penis stops working try taking the butt plug out then plugging it back in
Women, in ponds, keeping the swords for themselves.
RT ToddInTheShadows @ShadowTodd
Today's train of thought: The difference in connotation between "dick" and "asshole" as an insult