Flutterby™! : Faking a sex assault scandal

Mueller refers sex assault scheme targeting him to FBI for investigation. Apparently one Jacob Wohl, youngest person ever barred for life from the financial industry, was offering someone $20k to lie about having been sexually assaulted in a scheme to be publicized by Republical lobbyist and radio host Jack Burkman, through an organization called "Surefire Intelligence". The kicker:

Wohl declined to comment on his involvement with Surefire Intelligence. However, his email is listed in the domain records for Surefire Intelligence’s website and calls to a number listed on the Surefire Intelligence website went to a voicemail message which provided another phone number, listed in public records as belonging to Wohl’s mother.

Edit: Whoah, it gets even better. Someone's doing a dive into the online presence of "Surefire Intelligence"

Jacob Wohl is a moron and didn't realize that there are reverse image search engines other than Google when he was adding filters to these pictures. Yandex got this as the very first result.