Tastes like ass
2019-05-12 18:10:24.623522+02 by
Dan Lyke
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Vegan Ass Getting Closer and Closer to Tasting Like Real Thing
“For years, a vegan’s anus was a bland, disappointing imitation of the real thing,” said nutritionist and voracious rimmer Doyle Cartwright, a tenured professor at the National College of Natural Medicine. “Plant-based diets didn’t provide enough challenging material to the bowels; thus, almost all taste-containing cells and molecules were fully absorbed by the body or passed through as waste. Thankfully, that is no longer the case.”
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