Flutterby™! : on abstinence 2020-05-08 02:03:44.595934+02

on abstinence

2020-05-08 02:03:44.595934+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments

teenagers, you never again have to tolerate sexual abstinence lectures from adults who couldn’t abstain from spreading a lethal virus for three months. you are excused. you have my permission

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next time Aunt Carol, her French tips freshly buffed by an immigrant manicurist wearing three layers of face mask, starts up with “sweetie, I know it’s tough to wait, but...” just show her this note from Dr. Char and tell her it’s too bad they don’t make condoms for personalities

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