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The Supremes on LGBTQ+ labor law

2020-06-15 22:27:19.594556+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments

Bwahahaha: RT Elie Mystal @ElieNYC

Gorsuch: Title VII protects gay people

Alito: Eww.

Gorsuch: And trans people.

Alito: How can we have a SOCIETY without knowing your genitals at birth!?

Gorsuch: Sam, are you okay?

Alito: NO NEIL. TURNS OUT HAVING A PENIS DOESN'T EVEN MATTER ANYMORE.

Elie Mystal @ElieNYC

Alito: What if I find out one of my clerks looks like a man but has lady genitals. WHAT THEN?

Gorsuch: You'd... want to fire them for that?

Alito: OF COURSE

Gorsuch: Dude.

Alito: I guess NOW I have to grab EVERYONE by the CROTCH before I hire them.

Roberts: DON'T DO THAT, SAM!

Elie Mystal @ElieNYC

Brett: I've NEVER done that. HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME! I ONLY HIRE WOMEN!

Everybody: ...

Alito: [drops pants] LOOK. I still have a penis and you CAN'T TAKE IT FROM ME, NEIL!

Gorsuch: What the shit is happening?

Roberts: You should've seen them after Obamacare.

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