The Supremes on LGBTQ+ labor law
2020-06-15 22:27:19.594556+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
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Gorsuch: Title VII protects gay people
Alito: Eww.
Gorsuch: And trans people.
Alito: How can we have a SOCIETY without knowing your genitals at birth!?
Gorsuch: Sam, are you okay?
Alito: NO NEIL. TURNS OUT HAVING A PENIS DOESN'T EVEN MATTER ANYMORE.
Alito: What if I find out one of my clerks looks like a man but has lady genitals. WHAT THEN?
Gorsuch: You'd... want to fire them for that?
Alito: OF COURSE
Gorsuch: Dude.
Alito: I guess NOW I have to grab EVERYONE by the CROTCH before I hire them.
Roberts: DON'T DO THAT, SAM!
Brett: I've NEVER done that. HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME! I ONLY HIRE WOMEN!
Everybody: ...
Alito: [drops pants] LOOK. I still have a penis and you CAN'T TAKE IT FROM ME, NEIL!
Gorsuch: What the shit is happening?
Roberts: You should've seen them after Obamacare.