Fair and Balanced
2023-02-20 22:39:47.601503+01 by
Dan Lyke
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McSweeney's taking on the New York Times: In Order
To Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
Why do we hire dipshits? It’s simple. After the 2016 election, we got yelled at a lot by
right-wingers. How could you report such negative stories about Trump by printing the words
he says? Why don’t 100% of your stories talk about Hillary Clinton’s emails, rather than
just the ones on the front page? They had a point. So, despite the fact that throughout the
last year the right has decided they hate everything from Keurig to the NFL, we have
decided to do the journalistically correct thing and capitulate entirely.
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