Flutterby™! : Sandwich guy acquitted 2025-11-07 01:21:24.841264+01

Sandwich guy acquitted

2025-11-07 01:21:24.841264+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sandwich at a federal agent

Sean Dunn faced a single misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

Via @GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy Who noted...

Just desserts!

and

2/ I think we all knew this one was in the bag.

3/ The DOJ lawyer should be sacked.

4/ Sandwich Guy's lawyer ate DOJ for lunch.

5/ ... because DOJ just couldn't cut the mustard.

Okay, I'm done.

6/... because my jokes are getting stale.

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