Flutterby™! : Ashcroft: off the deep end?

We're in the process of being attacked by terrorists. They appear to be lead by John Ashcroft, who's adamant that critics of giving the Bush administration unfettored power hurt the cause. The only thing he hasn't said at this point is "If you're not guilty, you have nothing to worry about", and "It's okay, it's only terrorists that we'll be trying and executing in secret. You're not a terrorist, are you?"