Flutterby™! :

From Celestial Reviews 297 posted to alt.sex.stories.moderated. #1 is lame, but I like the other ones:

Third note: Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud in Victoria's
Secret:
10.   Does this come in children's sizes?
9.    No thanks.  Just sniffing.
8.    I'll be in the fitting room going blind.
7.    Mom will love this.
6.    Oh, the size won't matter.  She's inflatable.
5.    No need to wrap it up.  I'll eat it here.
4.    Will you model this for me?
3.    The Miracle what?  This is better than world peace!
2.    45 bucks??  You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
And the NUMBER ONE thing that a man should never say out loud in
Victoria's Secret:
1.        Oh Honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.