Mail sponsorships?
2004-04-24 01:25:45.05342+02 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
Post office ending sponsorship of cyclist Lance Armstrong:
Spokesman Gerry McKiernan said the agency has decided to go "in another direction" with its advertising. Asked if that meant some other sport relationship, he said "it's possible."
Hmmm... Hockey: We'll beat the daylights out of your dog and any kids in the yard before smashing your mail through your window? Football: It'll take us three or four tries to get that letter down your driveway, and if we don't make it to your mailbox we'll kick it over your house? Basketball: We'll trade in that blue uniform for a tank-top and brightly colored mohawks? Figure skating: Express mail will be delivered on time only if you bribe the French judge?