1999-01-01 09:00:00+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
From http://www.gu.uwa.edu.au/users/greg/ referenced below:
Zen-Master Greg: Do you know what the Buddha looks like?
Student A: No. Why?
Zen-Master Greg: Because it is said, "If you meet the Buddha travelling down the road, kill him".
Student A: And?
Zen-Master Greg: I also do not know what the Buddha looks like. So I am forced to guess. And you appear to be convinced of your own enlightenment.
Zen-Master Greg enlightens us with his tales of tech support.