Flutterby™! :

Aaaargh! So most C compilers let you name the output. On most Un*x systems, this is done with '-o filename'. Despite having other flags to tell what sort of output to create, Microsoft Visual C++ has different arguments for different filenames. Why? So I offer a nerdly plea: If any of the @DIETIES with accounts on reality with uid==0 would run the following script, I'd renounce atheism:

kill -9 `ps -aux | perl -e 'while (<>) {/microsoft/i && split && print "$_[1]\n"}'