Flutterby™! : Best headline ever

I believe that headline writers go their whole lives waiting for moments like this, and I could also be convinced that this story is a well-targeted publicity stunt by the Glory Hole homeless shelter in Juneau, Alaska: No more Bear Meat in Glory Hole. As a comment pointed out in the Sensible Erection thread:

think the last line in the article is just as good as the headline. Apparently the Glory Hole is protein-poor.

(And if you don't get it, don't worry, we'll just think that much more highly of you.)