2026-01-26 18:32:24.386073+01 by Dan Lyke 0 comments
Microsoft forces you to Windows 11. Microsoft forces you to have an online account for Windows 11. Microsoft confirms it will give the FBI your Windows PC data encryption key if asked — you can thank Windows 11's forced online accounts for that.
So, yeah, bitlocker isn't actually any security.
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